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“Existen 10 tipos de persona, los que saben leer binario y los que no”.

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
2. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
3. COFFEE.EXE missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
4. Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
5. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
6. Backups! We don’ NEED no steenking backups.
7. 4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
8. E Pluribus Modem
9. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
10. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
11. Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny
12. Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are
13. A main-frame: The biggest PC peripheral available.
14. My software never has bugs. lt just develops undocumented features.
15. An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting
16. C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL
17. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
18. C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
19. to continue …